What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 12:55
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-J W Pepper
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”